Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Yellow Jell-0

LILEKS (James) : Gallery of Regrettable Food : Jell-O: "Would Madame like the Jell-O this evening? But of course. Would Madame care to confront the fact that the entire family fortune was wiped out in the crash, and that the days of elegant Napoleons, fancy sorbets and delicate pastries have been replaced by Jell-O? But of course she would not. Would Madame care to pay the servants some time before the winter strikes, and we are left without money to pay for our fuel? But I speak out of place. Apologies. Madame. Apologies."

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